Behold the N9NE. He is pictured here demonstrating the width of his extremely long schlong (or the size of his testicles, dickologists aren't entirely sure). When The Nina was born, 97.5% of his body mass was meat meat, and this statisdick holds true to this day. His legs were surgically removed shortly after birth and replaced with the two split halves of his penis. But don’t worry ladies, the reattachment process is fast, easy, and seamless. This procedure also gave Tech’s wrecker the strength of a hundred thousand horse cocks, since he uses his separated cock-half muscles as legs to cockwalk from bitch to bitch before and after sex.
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