Lattzmode Dosage Method #1
Break the skin with a screwdriver (easy to find in dad's toolkit, or a church basement). This method involves a fair amount of blood but a pretty successful jolt. Apply the Lattzmode to the wound a few hours after making it on the tongue. The tongue must be completely dry first so use a thumbtack or doctors syringe to pin the tip of the tongue and lower lip to a receiving surface. Now wait 20 minutes.
Next have a friend grab the fix-a-flat can filled with LM. Have him ease the hose about 7 inches up your anal opening. (Now for the fun part) When you're ready clamp down hard on Bhut Jolokia chili pepper, and press the trigger on the aerosol can. This should release both the LM fumes and the ghost pepper acid into the open wound on the tongue causing a severe reaction resulting in momentary loss of taste, sight, and smell. The other senses, touch and sound, will be hyperbolized, leaving the Moder with intensely painful gastrointestinal burns, and bleeding eardrums. I'd suggest waiting for next wednesday, and Cranking up the new MLattZ single to 240dB for a full experience.
Disclaimer--If this ever becomes mainstream I'll drown myself in a pool of lattzmode.
Lattzmode Dosage Method #666
spread it on an old tampon.
Lattzmode Dosage Method #12
Kill yourself, then have friend/ another Lmoder stick it in ur mouth.
This funny
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