Santa's belly isn't the only thing big about this fucker. When Mrs. Claus just couldn't satisfy such a hungry monster, Bally Old Saint Dickolas took to his "little helpers". He soon became rather fond and "tight" with his little elves. As has been speculated by dickologists, elf pussy exponentially increases the size of one's sackage. Santa Balls has been elvin around for a long ass time now, and his cock has gotten so massive that he is actually disrupting the rotation of the earth. It's only a matter of time before we get a new North "Pole".
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