so today i was walking down the hall and all of a sudden the janitor lady decides to smack me across the face with her throbbing vagina. just kidding. anyways, im gonna try to post on this blog more often. whoever's reading this though you most likely would enjoy the aforementioned (big word. like my dick) scenario (semi-big word) and (not a big word. like your dick) so suck a.. cock. and swallow. whoreface. btw nobody loves you.