Vermin Supreme's crown alone is enough reason to elect him king, let alone president. Born in Zimbabwe in the late 1847's, Vermin lived a troubled life. At age 5, his penis began to grow exponentially until his family couldn't afford the rent they were paying on cock storage and left him to a pack of wild porpuses in the south pacific ocean. One glance at that Supreme Sack and those fucking porpuses obeyed his every cummand. Save the porpuses. Vote Vermin Supreme.
another day, another dick. who's next?
VERMIN SUPREMEEEE <33333
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