Don’t talk shit on this bitch or she’ll dickslap you the fuck out. This bitch is the original dyke. As in dick. Born a lesbian in a house of non- lesbians, she decided to stick it up the man’s asshole and grow a pair. However, at age 4, she decided that one pair just wasn’t gonna cut it, so she grew a few more of the fuckers, finally ending up with the 12 she has today. This gives her the ability to engage in sexual intercourse with up to six people at once, a rare phenomenon now known as “sex-sex”.
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