4/17/2012

BIGGEST COCKTEST COUNTDOWN: #20- MR BEAN


They shulda called this motherfucker Mr. Big Beans cuz man does this dude have one weighty cock. After he was finally caught and arrested in 1995 for his mass genitalside of British bitches, he inadvertently broke out of prison when, while engaging in anal intercourse with his in"mate", he discovered his massive meat protruding from his partners' chest and through the cell walls. Since then, he's been on the run, marking his path with dead bitches and discarded 400 foot long condoms.

another day, another dick.. who's next?

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