Lattzmode
Because Cocaine Gets Boring
9/26/2012
so today i was walking down the hall and all of a sudden the janitor lady decides to smack me across the face with her throbbing vagina. just kidding. anyways, im gonna try to post on this blog more often. whoever's reading this though you most likely would enjoy the aforementioned (big word. like my dick) scenario (semi-big word) and (not a big word. like your dick) so suck a.. cock. and swallow. whoreface. btw nobody loves you.
9/17/2012
ILLUMINAYTI
if i die after posting this, fuck the illuminati. it's time
for the truth to be revealed. from your grandma to bill o'reilly to rick ross,
the illuminati is everywhere and everyone. if you've ever had that weird
feeling when you're jacking off to hannah montana that somebody's watching you,
that’s the illuminati. if you've ever said, "what the fuck did i just
watch?" at the end of a movie, that's the illuminati. whenever you get
that overwhelming urge to just grow a vagina, you damn right that's the illuminati.
in august of '93 i was contacted by the illuminati. obviously, my lack of a
soul prevented me from joining, but since im mlattz, they said cuntfuckit and
elected me the new Grand Iguana. so, as of this moment, the illuminati is no
more. now you can all go home, get hard, and sleep safely knowing that jay- z
and kanye west don't control every aspect of your life anymore.
9/12/2012
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